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Post by treefrogsoup on Jul 30, 2014 15:46:25 GMT
Okay, so Let's all play a game of Roll to dodge, which should obviously lead to fun as defined by Dwarf Fortress. The rules can be read here, here or here.Modifiers and the like will eventually happen, anybody can join in at any time, and the rolls will be decided by me as I respond, with the aid of the dice tool. You will eventually die. Maybe. So let's start off. You wake up in a room. A poker table with chairs fills the center, and a naked lightbulb sways above, dangling and attracting stray flies. The door is wooden and flimsy, you could probably break it off the hinges by sneezing hard as first glance.
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CCoyote
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Post by CCoyote on Jul 30, 2014 15:59:24 GMT
I sit in a chair.
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Post by treefrogsoup on Jul 30, 2014 16:08:09 GMT
"I sit in a chair." : G721QMuX1-6
You do so perfectly. The other chairs disintegrate in the marvel of your charisma as you just sit there, your awe glowing and irradiating.
You gain an Uncopyable Aura. Nobody can do what you do in your presence, only do it after or ask your permission.1-6
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CCoyote
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Post by CCoyote on Jul 30, 2014 16:22:07 GMT
I stare at the files.
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Post by treefrogsoup on Jul 30, 2014 16:46:31 GMT
"I stare at the files." : i31zvumM1-6
Apparently there are Files. Tons and tons of Files, appearing from nothing. The room is being flooded with files, pouring from Filing cabinets.
You are currently drowning in information.1-6
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CCoyote
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Post by CCoyote on Jul 30, 2014 16:53:06 GMT
I swim towards the flimsy door.
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Post by Tempest on Jul 30, 2014 16:58:59 GMT
I eat the files.
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Post by treefrogsoup on Jul 30, 2014 17:23:32 GMT
"I swim towards the flimsy door." : 9JaA5|cM1-6
You swim towards the door, in a sea of bank statements, invoices and wanted posters, among other things.
"I eat the files." : 1-6
You take a bite into a sheet of paper, chew and swallow, learning oh too late that it's actually inked with a deadly octopus ink.
Your arms change into tentacles due to the consumption of deadly octopus ink. 1-6·1-6
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CCoyote
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Post by CCoyote on Jul 30, 2014 17:45:18 GMT
I attempt to break through the door.
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Post by Tempest on Jul 30, 2014 18:19:09 GMT
I walk through the door like a ghost.
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Post by zeuseus on Jul 30, 2014 21:28:14 GMT
I do a backflip-kick through the door
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Post by treefrogsoup on Jul 30, 2014 23:00:33 GMT
"I attempt to break through the door." : 8AoGd3u21-6
You punch into the door, breaking it in two. It falls away.
"I walk through the door like a ghost." : 1-6
You pretend to be a ghost and walk through the doorway, pretending to be one. The Ink kills you, and you fall down as your ghost makes a perfect ghost walk through the door frame. You are now a tentacled ghost.
"I do a backflip-kick through the door" : 1-6
You do an impressive backflip kick. The door is gone though and you smack yourface on the floor when you flub the landing and slip on some papers as they pour out the room.
The door leads to an alleyway, dark and unlit. What a shady place!1-6·1-6·1-6
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Post by Tempest on Jul 30, 2014 23:10:53 GMT
I make my tentacle ghost glow.
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Post by zeuseus on Jul 30, 2014 23:14:26 GMT
I stand up and scream like a little girl at the tentacled ghost, attempting to make it less scary through sheer willpower.
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Post by treefrogsoup on Jul 31, 2014 3:49:07 GMT
"I make my tentacle ghost glow." : gvdDxbXP1-6
You give up the ghost after failing to make yourself glow. You are still a ghost btw.
"I stand up and scream like a little girl at the tentacled ghost, attempting to make it less scary through sheer willpower." : 1-6
You scream like a little girl, frightening the ghost a little. You are relieved in the fact the tentacle ghost does not like loud noises, and you do not live in a Hentai.1-6·1-6
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